—-I came out of online dating retirement in December 2011. We all knew I was going to go back. I’ve been tweeting screenshots of all the amazing messages I’ve been getting (@sassymeghan) and I’ve been lazy about updating here. I also edited my okc profile to include something about a spider monkey. Its been good returning to the dark side of dating.—-
This will be my last entry regarding being on an internet dating site/ meeting people off online dating site. I am announcing my retirement from the world of online dating. I know you’re sad. I’m sad to not be able to supply you with entertaining tales of online dating fail. Don’t worry though there will be many real world fail stories for me to share with you. Take for example when I told some college kid who rudely demanded that I dance with him that I was a 30 year old single mother of two in town to see my little sister graduate. Sorry dude but, I’m not interested in your rubbing your penis on my ass while some remix of a Nelly song blasts in the background. Oh college romance how I miss thee.
I will leave you all with these two messages that I received from the same user on OkCupid. They’re both gems.
The one word message. It can say a lot or a little. Aristotle said to me “I’m probably emo and I like to talk about existensionalism over black coffee at this coffee spot you’ve probably never heard of. “ Of course the only appropriate response was 2pac.
You’re guess is as good as mine. If anyone can reference what he said please feel free do so. My response is an actual website. I have to give credit to someone else for suggesting it as a response. It was an amazing suggestion that only further proves how awesome my friends are.
I would like to thank all of the weird, horrible, amusing, sad, gross, and hilarious online dates that I’ve had. And of course OkCupid for making it all happen in the first place.
Posted on January 8, 2012
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