—-I came out of online dating retirement in December 2011. We all knew I was going to go back. I’ve been tweeting screenshots of all the amazing messages I’ve been getting (@sassymeghan) and I’ve been lazy about updating here. I also edited my okc profile to include something about a spider monkey. Its been good… [Read more…]
August 17, 2011
I posted an ad on Craigslist for promo girls to work a booth for an event my job is attending next weekend. As you can imagine I’ve gotten some pretty well written inquiries along with lots of photos. Below is my favorite inquiry so far. I really like that she used all caps, has… [Read more…]
July 31, 2011
I’m all for funny, embarrassing, *hand to face*, that really fucking happened last night sex stories. Those horribly funny stories can really bond people together. I know that my friend’s shot to the eye experience made me feel better about my mortifying “did he just make that sound effect while we were…omg???” story. However there… [Read more…]
June 2, 2011
Try cropping your photos in paint? Just sayin… The happy face was a nice touch though.
May 28, 2011
The the thing that concerns me the most is that the survey is only for $30. Only $30 for me to tell you about my experience? Furthermore how would they qualify that I had actually had sex with a trans woman? Skewed data ahoy! And why is she wearing some sort of bondage laced arm… [Read more…]
May 20, 2011
Someone who kept asking me out found my blog. He has stopped trying to ask me out. I’m not sure who to thank, myself or my bad dates.
May 9, 2011
**This was originally a protected entry because it had somewhat to do with work. I felt lame posting a protected entry. I decided to live dangerously and post it publicly. Shocker.** I went out on a few dates with a co-worker 4 or 5 months ago. It did not work out. I just wasn’t into… [Read more…]
February 17, 2011
Someone who I went out with from match.com over a year ago appeared on my matches page for okcupid tonight. Funny at first. I of course checked out his profile. His user name is vegansurfer. (Good bit of insight for you there. Fucking awful I know.) He then messages me after seeing that I had… [Read more…]
February 13, 2011
Oh Mr. Cheerleader Bartender how you told me your life story and oh how you really shouldn’t have. I never actually made it on a date with this guy thankfully, dodged a bullet on that one. He worked at a restaurant/bar close to my work, so I would see him a few times a week. … [Read more…]
February 10, 2011
Really being deemed useful in the impending (yes it is going to happen) zombie apocalypse is what I would qualify as a “creative compliment”. I never replied to this guy, but hell yeah I’m prepared. Have my cargo pants and lady wife beater cropped t ready to go. Thug000 sadly deleted is profile. He was… [Read more…]
January 8, 2012
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